February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
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The Portland Trip (2.7)
Congressman Skinner: Josh, all the Marriage Recognition Act does is ensure that a radical social agenda isn't thrust upon an entire country that isn't ready for it yet.
Josh: 32 states have passed laws banning same-sex marriage. The states are doing a fine job protecting themselves from a radical social agenda without a federal shield.
Skinner: Josh.
Josh: I like you guys who want to reduce the size of government and make it just small enough so it can fit in our bedrooms.
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lemon—lyman:
rob lowe plays chris traeger on parks
chris traeger dated ann perkins
ann perkins is played by rashida jones
rashida jones once dated jon favreau
jon favreau is president obama’s attractive young speechwriter
sam seaborn was president bartlet’s attractive young speechwriter
sam seaborn was played by rob lowe
i don’t know why, but this just blew my mind
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pillowtomydots:
I just want to live in a world where I’m married to Josh Lyman and we have lots of beautiful Jewish politically active babies.
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